{"title":"Our Best Sellers","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"don-t-ask-me-npc-11oz-mug","title":"Don’t Ask Me - NPC Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: '.SFUI-Regular'; color: #111111; font-size: 19px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #111111;\"\u003eTired of being the go-to person for everyone’s side quests? Declare your NPC status with this plain white mug that lets the world know you’re only here for atmosphere, not answers. Perfect for sipping coffee, tea, or potions while you idle in the corner and avoid all unnecessary dialogue.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 19px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #111111; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #111111; min-height: 21.8px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 19px; line-height: normal; font-family: '.SF UI'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #111111; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #111111;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: '.SFUI-Regular'; font-kerning: none;\"\u003eThis mug is ideal for:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 0px 13px; text-indent: -13px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 19px; line-height: normal; font-family: '.SF UI'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #111111; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #111111;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: '.SFUI-Regular'; font-kerning: none;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\" style=\"white-space: pre;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\" style=\"white-space: pre;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eSaying “no” to random interactions without uttering a word.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 0px 13px; text-indent: -13px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 19px; line-height: normal; font-family: '.SF UI'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #111111; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #111111;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: '.SFUI-Regular'; font-kerning: none;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\" style=\"white-space: pre;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\" style=\"white-space: pre;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eHolding beverages while you silently wonder why people assume you’re the protagonist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 0px 13px; text-indent: -13px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 19px; line-height: normal; font-family: '.SF UI'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #111111; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #111111;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: '.SFUI-Regular'; font-kerning: none;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\" style=\"white-space: pre;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\" style=\"white-space: pre;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eThose moments when you just want to stand still and loop the same three lines of dialogue.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 19px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #111111; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #111111; min-height: 21.8px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 19px; line-height: normal; font-family: '.SF UI'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #111111; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #111111;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: '.SFUI-Regular'; font-kerning: none;\"\u003eMade from high-quality ceramic, it’s easy to clean, and designed for individuals committed to staying in the background of everyone else’s epic storyline.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 19px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #111111; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #111111; min-height: 21.8px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 19px; line-height: normal; font-family: '.SF UI'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #111111; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #111111;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: '.SFUI-Regular'; font-kerning: none;\"\u003eRemember, you’re not the hero—you’re just here to hold the coffee.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 19px; line-height: normal; font-family: '.SF UI'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #111111; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #111111;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 19px; line-height: normal; font-family: '.SF UI'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #111111; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #111111;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: '.SFUI-Regular'; font-kerning: none;\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 19px; line-height: normal; font-family: '.SF UI'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #111111; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #111111;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: '.SFUI-Regular'; font-kerning: none;\"\u003e- Made from high-quality white ceramic with a gloss finish\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 19px; line-height: normal; font-family: '.SF UI'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #111111; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #111111;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: '.SFUI-Regular'; font-kerning: none;\"\u003e- 11oz or 300ml\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 19px; line-height: normal; font-family: '.SF UI'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #111111; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #111111;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: '.SFUI-Regular'; font-kerning: none;\"\u003e- Height = 9.5cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 19px; line-height: normal; font-family: '.SF UI'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #111111; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #111111;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: '.SFUI-Regular'; font-kerning: none;\"\u003e- Diameter = 8 cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 19px; line-height: normal; font-family: '.SF UI'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #111111; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #111111;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: '.SFUI-Regular'; font-kerning: none;\"\u003e- Handwash only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 19px; line-height: normal; font-family: '.SF UI'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #111111; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #111111;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: '.SFUI-Regular'; font-kerning: none;\"\u003e- C-shaped easy grip handle\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 19px; line-height: normal; font-family: '.SF UI'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #111111; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #111111;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: '.SFUI-Regular'; font-kerning: none;\"\u003e- Lead and BPA Free\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 19px; line-height: normal; font-family: '.SF UI'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #111111; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #111111;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 19px; line-height: normal; font-family: '.SF UI'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #111111; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #111111;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: '.SFUI-Regular'; font-kerning: none;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Gilded Dragon","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":50038472081702,"sku":"28406672456026507589","price":25.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/2367\/0566\/files\/NPC_Mug_111oz.jpg?v=1771114778"},{"product_id":"energy-increased-magic-mug-copy","title":"Energy Increased Magic Mug","description":"\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 20.8px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody; font-size: 20.8px;\"\u003e“\u003cem\u003eFus Ro Dah\u003c\/em\u003e” your way into the day with this heat-changing mug! Whether you’re a brave Dragonborn or just a caffeine-deprived adventurer, this mug will have you shouting \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleItalicBody; font-style: italic; font-size: 20.8px;\"\u003e“Yes, finally I'm Awake!”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody; font-size: 20.8px;\"\u003e as your energy level rises with every sip. Add your favourite hot beverage—be it mead, coffee, or a potion of minor stamina—and watch the magic unfold!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 20.8px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; min-height: 26.3px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 20.8px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody; font-size: 20.8px;\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\" style=\"font-stretch: normal; font-size: 20.8px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody; font-size: 20.8px;\"\u003eAdventurers who can’t even \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleItalicBody; font-style: italic; font-size: 20.8px;\"\u003efast travel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody; font-size: 20.8px;\"\u003e until they’ve had their morning brew.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\" style=\"font-stretch: normal; font-size: 20.8px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody; font-size: 20.8px;\"\u003eFans of Elder Scrolls who want to feel that rush of leveling up—without needing to sneak behind a guard for hours.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\" style=\"font-stretch: normal; font-size: 20.8px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody; font-size: 20.8px;\"\u003eAnyone ready to grind through their day, one sip at a time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 20.8px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody; font-size: 20.8px;\"\u003eCrafted from ceramic with a sleek black exterior and white interior, this 11oz mug boasts a magical heat-reactive design. But heed this warning, traveler: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleEmphasizedBody; font-weight: bold; font-size: 20.8px;\"\u003ethis relic is NOT dishwasher safe.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody; font-size: 20.8px;\"\u003e Treat it as you would an ancient artifact—clean it by hand and avoid the fires of oblivion (or your dishwasher).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 20.8px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; min-height: 26.3px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 20.8px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody; font-size: 20.8px;\"\u003eStart your quest right. Whether you’re storming a keep, buying wares from a shady Khajiit, or just trying to survive a Monday, this mug is here to help you \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleItalicBody; font-style: italic; font-size: 20.8px;\"\u003elevel up\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody; font-size: 20.8px;\"\u003e your energy with one hot drink at a time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 20.8px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 20.8px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody; font-size: 20.8px;\"\u003ePlease Note:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 20.8px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody; font-size: 20.8px;\"\u003e- We print and ship to order, please allow for 1 week for printing before we can get your new piece to you! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Gilded Dragon","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":50133510062374,"sku":"29645533618738183517","price":25.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/2367\/0566\/files\/Energy_Increased_Magic_Mug.jpg?v=1771114989"},{"product_id":"the-second-keep-cotton-t-shirt-front-na","title":"The Second Keep Cotton T-Shirt (Front and Back)","description":"\u003ch3 data-end=\"175\" data-start=\"100\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-end=\"147\" data-start=\"104\"\u003eWhere Were You When the Keeps Were Hit?\u003c\/strong\u003e – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"526\" data-start=\"177\"\u003eStep into the chaos of medieval fantasy politics with this \u003cstrong data-end=\"263\" data-start=\"236\"\u003edarkly humourous T-shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e, perfect for those who like their history tragic and their humour even darker. 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Perfect for sipping coffee, tea, or potions while you idle in the corner and avoid all unnecessary dialogue.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 19px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #111111; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #111111; min-height: 21.8px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 19px; line-height: normal; font-family: '.SF UI'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #111111; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #111111;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: '.SFUI-Regular'; font-kerning: none;\"\u003eThis mug is ideal for:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 0px 13px; text-indent: -13px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 19px; line-height: normal; font-family: '.SF UI'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #111111; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: #111111;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: '.SFUI-Regular'; 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This isn’t just a mug—it’s a full-scale freedom-fueled flight of unapologetic neurodivergence. With a bald eagle mid-screech, an American flag waving like it pays rent, and a “Made of Autism” stamp that screams red, white, and neuron spice—this mug doesn’t just hold coffee.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt holds the Constitution, a Costco-sized tub of dopamine, and all 50 states (51?) worth of attitude.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you’re hyperfixating on historical battles, reciting state capitals alphabetically, or arguing passionately about niche topics at 7 a.m., this mug says what others won’t:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Yes, I love my country. 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Simple. Stark. Terrifyingly relevant.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"445\" data-end=\"671\"\u003eSo raise your mug, speak your truth (while you still can), and sip defiantly.\u003cbr data-start=\"1550\" data-end=\"1553\"\u003eBecause fiction should stay fiction.\u003cstrong data-start=\"645\" data-end=\"671\"\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1593\" data-end=\"1596\"\u003eAnd \u003cstrong data-start=\"1600\" data-end=\"1668\"\u003eyou should never need a telescreen to know when something's off.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIdeal for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📡 Lovers of liberty and black coffee\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"731\" data-end=\"734\"\u003e🗞️ Anyone who’s read a headline and muttered, “That’s... not great”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"802\" data-end=\"805\"\u003e🔥 Individuals who enjoy their beverages hot and their governments held accountable\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted from sturdy, high-quality ceramic, this mug holds your daily dose of caffeine—and your daily existential crisis. 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qualified), a scholar, or a rat with refined taste.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Whether you’re sipping a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecaffeinated cure-all\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e or something stronger (\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003emedicinal purposes, of course\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e), \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ethis mug is the only prescription you need.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✔ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e11oz for medieval pandemic preparedness.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✔ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHigh-quality white ceramic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e with a glossy finish—ideal for ominous reflections.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✔ 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To the untrained ear, it sounds agreeable. To those who know… it is a courteous refusal sharpened to a blade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"626\" data-end=\"706\"\u003eThis mug is for mornings when your spirit has risen, but your tolerance has not. To better understand this phrase, we have included a translation:\u003cstrong data-start=\"717\" data-end=\"747\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"749\" data-end=\"886\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"749\" data-end=\"790\"\u003e🇦🇺 Local Tongue (Original Dialect):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"790\" data-end=\"793\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"793\" data-end=\"807\"\u003e“Yeah, nah.”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"807\" data-end=\"810\"\u003eMeaning: \u003cem data-start=\"819\" data-end=\"886\"\u003eI have heard you. I acknowledge your existence. The answer is no.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"888\" data-end=\"1029\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"888\" data-end=\"925\"\u003eTranslated for Foreign Courts:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"925\" data-end=\"928\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"928\" data-end=\"1029\"\u003e“I recognise the proposal placed before me, and I respectfully decline to engage in this nonsense.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1036\" data-end=\"1053\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1040\" data-end=\"1053\"\u003eIdeal For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1054\" data-end=\"1310\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1054\" data-end=\"1127\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1056\" data-end=\"1127\"\u003eThose who prefer their boundaries clearly marked, yet politely spoken\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1128\" data-end=\"1193\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1130\" data-end=\"1193\"\u003eEarly mornings, late meetings, and conversations best avoided\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1194\" data-end=\"1230\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1196\" data-end=\"1230\"\u003eAnyone fluent in passive refusal\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1231\" data-end=\"1310\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1233\" data-end=\"1310\"\u003eGifting to colleagues, friends, or relatives who already know what this means\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1231\" data-end=\"1310\"\u003eKeeping on your desk so your overlord leaves you alone\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1317\" data-end=\"1369\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1321\" data-end=\"1369\"\u003eKey Features \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1371\" data-end=\"1849\"\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1472\" data-end=\"1475\"\u003e✔ Forged from high-quality white ceramic, finished with a sheen befitting a well-kept tavern relic.\u003cbr data-start=\"1578\" data-end=\"1581\"\u003e✔ Microwave and dishwasher safe, surviving trials that many reputations do not.\u003cbr data-start=\"1664\" data-end=\"1667\"\u003e✔ Comfort-grip handle, allowing steady sips even whilst issuing silent judgement.\u003cbr data-start=\"1752\" data-end=\"1755\"\u003e✔ Lead and BPA free, ensuring thy refusal remains clean, pure, and free of modern alchemy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-start=\"1856\" data-end=\"1980\"\u003eThis is not merely a drinking vessel.\u003cbr data-start=\"1893\" data-end=\"1896\"\u003eIt is a verdict delivered without raised voice.\u003cbr data-start=\"1943\" data-end=\"1946\"\u003eA courteous dismissal, served hot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-start=\"1982\" data-end=\"1996\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1982\" data-end=\"1996\"\u003eYeah. Nah.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"888\" data-end=\"1029\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"928\" data-end=\"1029\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Gilded Dragon","offers":[{"title":"11oz \/ With","offer_id":51829038612774,"sku":"18646601657896986984","price":25.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11oz \/ Without","offer_id":51829038645542,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/2367\/0566\/files\/aus-yeah-nah-11oz.jpg?v=1766570904"},{"product_id":"second-asteroid-mug-copy","title":"Second Asteroid Mug","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"549\" data-start=\"329\"\u003eThis mug captures that fateful prehistoric moment when one concerned dinosaur looked skyward and realised… it was, in fact, about to get much worse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"549\" data-start=\"329\"\u003eA tale of denial. A tale of panic. A tale of truly catastrophic timing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"782\" data-start=\"728\"\u003eBecause sometimes life doesn’t just send one asteroid. It sends a second.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"837\" data-start=\"804\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"837\" data-start=\"804\"\u003eMug Specs (Extinction-Proof):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1048\" data-start=\"838\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"902\" data-start=\"838\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"902\" data-start=\"840\"\u003e11 premium ceramic (survived millions of years* in spirit)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"964\" data-start=\"903\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"964\" data-start=\"905\"\u003eDouble-sided print so the whole herd can witness the doom\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"996\" data-start=\"965\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"996\" data-start=\"967\"\u003eDishwasher (top rack only) \u0026amp; microwave safe \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1048\" data-start=\"997\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1048\" data-start=\"999\"\u003eGlossy finish brighter than incoming space rock\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1112\" data-start=\"1050\"\u003eSip dramatically. 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