{"product_id":"second-asteroid-mug-copy","title":"Second Asteroid Mug","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"549\" data-start=\"329\"\u003eThis mug captures that fateful prehistoric moment when one concerned dinosaur looked skyward and realised… it was, in fact, about to get much worse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"549\" data-start=\"329\"\u003eA tale of denial. A tale of panic. A tale of truly catastrophic timing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"782\" data-start=\"728\"\u003eBecause sometimes life doesn’t just send one asteroid. It sends a second.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"837\" data-start=\"804\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"837\" data-start=\"804\"\u003eMug Specs (Extinction-Proof):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1048\" data-start=\"838\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"902\" data-start=\"838\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"902\" data-start=\"840\"\u003e11 premium ceramic (survived millions of years* in spirit)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"964\" data-start=\"903\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"964\" data-start=\"905\"\u003eDouble-sided print so the whole herd can witness the doom\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"996\" data-start=\"965\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"996\" data-start=\"967\"\u003eDishwasher (top rack only) \u0026amp; microwave safe \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1048\" data-start=\"997\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1048\" data-start=\"999\"\u003eGlossy finish brighter than incoming space rock\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1112\" data-start=\"1050\"\u003eSip dramatically. Stare into the middle distance. Accept fate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"1139\" data-start=\"1114\"\u003e\u003cem data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"1139\" data-start=\"1114\"\u003e*Dinosaurs not included.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Gilded Dragon","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":52094712283430,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/2367\/0566\/files\/Context_7_11oz.jpg?v=1771114212","url":"https:\/\/thegildeddragon.com.au\/products\/second-asteroid-mug-copy","provider":"The Gilded Dragon","version":"1.0","type":"link"}