A Coffee A Day Ceramic Mug

Ah, the wisdom of medieval “science”—where leeches were the cure-all, bad smells were deadly, and somehow, coffee was considered a miracle plague remedy. (Spoiler: It absolutely wasn’t. But hey, we admire the optimism.)

This historically inaccurate yet highly relatable mug features a plague doctor on one side, a rat on the other, and the timeless medical advice: “A coffee a day keeps the plague away.” Because let’s be honest—whether you’re dodging Yersinia pestis or just surviving Monday morning, a strong brew is probably your best defense.

Ideal for:

⚕️ Amateur medieval “doctors” who swear by the healing power of caffeine.

🐀 Plague enthusiasts (you know who you are, and we respect it).

☕ Those who need coffee to function—whether it cures disease or just prevents workplace meltdowns.

Crafted from sturdy ceramic, this mug is fit for a doctor (real or questionably qualified), a scholar, or a rat with refined taste. Whether you’re sipping a caffeinated cure-all or something stronger (medicinal purposes, of course), this mug is the only prescription you need.

Key Features:

✔ Two sizes: 11oz for casual prevention, 15oz for full medieval pandemic preparedness.

✔ High-quality white ceramic with a glossy finish—ideal for ominous reflections.

✔ Microwave and dishwasher safe, unlike medieval sanitation practices.

✔ C-shaped handle for a firm grip (so no spilling your elixir of life).

✔ Lead and BPA free—because questionable medical advice should stop at coffee.

So raise your mug and toast to history’s least effective pandemic strategy. (Just, you know, also wash your hands.)