Henry the Ate-th Mug

Presenting: His Royal Majesty, Henry the Ate-th. He’s fierce. He’s full. He’s flaunting French tips and a face beat for the gods—and he’s ready to devour more than just a turkey leg.

This gloriously extra mug features a reimagined Henry VIII in all his glammed-up glory: lashes that could behead, lips plumper than his royal ego, and nails sharp enough to sign a decree and scratch a rival. Adorned with gold flecks and gothic script, it’s the perfect blend of Tudor drama and modern-day diva energy.

Whether you’re sipping mead, mulled wine, or your enemies’ tears, this mug serves scandal, sass, and seventeenth-century realness—and you’d better address him properly: Your Highness, Queen of Haute History.

Ideal for:

👑 Royal tea-spillers and drama-thirsty historians

💅 Lovers of glam, gout, and good gossip

⚔️ Those who believe power is best served with attitude and accessories

Crafted from sturdy, high-quality ceramic, this mug is fit for a king, queen, or court jester who knows the importance of style and hydration.

Key Features:

✔ Available in 11oz and 15oz—for a dainty draught or a full-blown tavern pour.
✔ Crafted from high-quality white ceramic with a glossy finish that shines like a knight's freshly waxed codpiece.
✔ Microwave and dishwasher safe (unlike many reputations).
✔ C-shaped easy-grip handle, so thou may sip with stability even whilst cackling.
✔ Lead and BPA free—for toxin-free tavern antics.