Don’t Ask Me - NPC Mug
Don’t Ask Me - NPC Mug
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Tired of being the go-to person for everyone’s side quests? Declare your NPC status with this plain white mug that lets the world know you’re only here for atmosphere, not answers. Perfect for sipping coffee, tea, or potions while you idle in the corner and avoid all unnecessary dialogue.
This mug is ideal for:
• Saying “no” to random interactions without uttering a word.
• Holding beverages while you silently wonder why people assume you’re the protagonist.
• Those moments when you just want to stand still and loop the same three lines of dialogue.
Made from high-quality ceramic, it’s easy to clean, and designed for individuals committed to staying in the background of everyone else’s epic storyline.
Remember, you’re not the hero—you’re just here to hold the coffee.
Key Features:
- Made from high-quality white ceramic with a gloss finish
- 11oz or 300ml
- Height = 9.5cm
- Diameter = 8 cm
- Microwave and dishwasher safe (top rack)
- C-shaped easy grip handle
- Lead and BPA Free
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