Step into the grand halls of Tudor history, where power, betrayal, and a truly questionable track record in matrimony reign supreme. This darkly humorous mug features a portrait-style wall showcasing none other than Henry VIII and his six (un)fortunate wives—each immortalized in their finest (and final) moments. The title? Slay Queen. Because let’s be honest… some of these ladies slayed in style, while others, well, were slayed in a less metaphorical sense.
Ideal for:
👑 Tudor enthusiasts who enjoy their history with a side of gallows humor.
💀 True crime meets royal drama—because divorce, beheading, and “natural causes” never go out of style.
🎭 Sipping tea while serving shade, just as Anne Boleyn would have wanted.
Made from sturdy ceramic, this mug is fit for a king, a queen, or an executioner who just finished a long day’s work. Whether you’re drinking morning coffee, afternoon tea, or poison-free wine, one thing’s for sure: this mug is guaranteed to last longer than most of Henry’s marriages.
Key Features:
✔ Two regal sizes: 11oz or 15oz (choose wisely, lest you lose your head).
✔ High-quality white ceramic with a glossy finish—perfect for royal reflections.
✔ Microwave and dishwasher safe (unlike certain former queens, this one is built to endure).
✔ C-shaped handle for a comfortable grip (so no fumbling like Henry did with commitment).
✔ Lead and BPA free—because questionable life choices should not extend to your drinkware.
So raise a toast (or a carefully monitored sip) to the ultimate Tudor soap opera. Slay, Queen! (Just, you know… not literally.)
