Yeah, Nah Cotton Tee

In the realm of the Southlands, words are weapons.
This one is subtle.

Yeah, Nah bears an ancient phrase of diplomatic ambiguity, spoken by warriors, shopkeepers, and council members alike. To the untrained ear, it sounds agreeable. To those who know… it is a courteous refusal sharpened to a blade.

This t-shirt is for mornings when your spirit has risen, but your tolerance has not. To better understand this phrase, we have included a translation:

🇦🇺 Local Tongue (Original Dialect):
“Yeah, nah.”
Meaning: I have heard you. I acknowledge your existence. The answer is no.

Translated for Foreign Courts:
“I recognise the proposal placed before me, and I respectfully decline to engage in this nonsense.”

Ideal For

• Those who prefer their boundaries clearly marked, yet politely spoken

• Early mornings, late meetings, and conversations best avoided

• Anyone fluent in passive refusal

• Gifting to colleagues, friends, or relatives who already know what this means

• Keeping on your desk so your overlord leaves you alone

Key Features 

Woven from 100% ethically sourced cotton, this unisex heavy tee is built for comfort, durability, and the inevitable catastrophes of daily life. There are no irritating seams, no scratchy labels—only smooth fabric, fit for crisp printwork and sustained displeasure.

Each shirt is crafted per order, rather than pulled from a mass-produced hoard. Please allow up to two weeks for the guild’s printers to complete their work with proper care and precision.

✔ 100% ethically grown cotton (180 g/m²) — suitable for year-round wear across all seasons of discontent.
✔ Classic unisex fit with crew neckline, timeless as any well-worn surcoat.
✔ Tear-away label, removing the need for needless irritation.
✔ Seamless sides, ensuring uninterrupted comfort from dawn to dissent.
✔ Reinforced shoulders, built to endure long campaigns and repeated washings.
✔ Cold wash recommended, preserving both print and pride.reserving both print and pride.

This is not merely a shirt.
It is a declaration worn in silence.
A courteous refusal, stitched in cotton.

Yeah. Nah.