The Caffeination of Adam

Behold: The Caffeination of Adam, a mug so blessed it belongs in the Sistine Cafeteria. Inspired by Michelangelo’s iconic fresco—but with 100% more caffeine—this mug captures the sacred moment when the divine handed man his very first cup of coffee.

Because sure, life began with light…

But consciousness? That needed caffeine.

Choose your level of reverence (or irreverence):

☕ Modest Edition – with a humble coffee bean tactfully covering Adam’s… divine dangling.

☕ Unfiltered Edition – for those who appreciate art in all its uncensored glory.

Either way, one truth remains:

God didn’t just create man—He made him a morning person.

Ideal For:

🎨 Art lovers who believe espresso is the true Renaissance

⚡ Tired mortals in need of daily divine intervention

😴 Anyone who’s ever looked up to the heavens and begged: “Please, just one more cup”

Crafted from sturdy, celestial-grade ceramic, this mug is built to survive the morning chaos, mid-afternoon crash, and the existential dread of Monday.

Key Features:

✔ Available in 11oz and 15oz, because sanctification requires options

✔ High-quality white ceramic with a glossy finish so radiant, even the cherubim are jealous

✔ Microwave and dishwasher safe, unlike your faith in mornings

✔ C-shaped handle for that gentle, God-given grip

✔ Lead and BPA free—because we only believe in pure beans

So raise your mug, reach for the heavens, and caffeinate like it’s Genesis all over again.

In the beginning was the brew.