The Patriot Mug

Strap in, soldier. This isn’t just a mug—it’s a full-scale freedom-fueled flight of unapologetic neurodivergence. With a bald eagle mid-screech, an American flag waving like it pays rent, and a “Made of Autism” stamp that screams red, white, and neuron spice—this mug doesn’t just hold coffee.

It holds the Constitution, a Costco-sized tub of dopamine, and all 50 states (51?) worth of attitude.

Whether you’re hyperfixating on historical battles, reciting state capitals alphabetically, or arguing passionately about niche topics at 7 a.m., this mug says what others won’t:

“Yes, I love my country. And yes, I stim through the National Anthem.”

Ideal For:

🦅 Folks who stim louder than a bald eagle in mating season

🎆 Patriots with the passion of 1776 and the focus of a laser-guided fact drop

🇺🇸 Anyone who’s ever said “Don’t tread on me” and “Actually, that’s ableist” in the same breath

Forged from sturdy ceramic, like the powdered bones of America’s enemies (but made microwave safe), this mug is ready for battle, brunch, or blowing up group chats with unsolicited Revolutionary War facts.

Key Features:

✔ Available in 11oz and 15oz—because liberty ain’t one-size-fits-all

✔ High-quality white ceramic with a finish shinier than a freshly waxed Ford F-150

✔ Microwave and dishwasher safe—unlike your tolerance for BS

✔ C-shaped handle for maximum grip—even when freedom is slippery

✔ Lead and BPA free—because the only toxicity we tolerate is in British tea

So go ahead.

Pledge allegiance. Sip with pride. And let freedom stim.