The Second Keep Cotton T-Shirt!

Where Were You When the Keeps Were Hit? – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

Step into the chaos of medieval fantasy politics with this darkly humourous T-shirt, perfect for those who like their history tragic and their humour even darker. Featuring an illustration of a frantic court lord delivering disastrous news to his king, this design captures the moment we all remember: “Where were you when the keeps were hit?”

Ideal for:

👑 Kings, queens, and commoners who need a solid outfit before processing catastrophic events.
🔥 Those with a taste for dark humour and an appreciation for medieval misfortune.
⚔️ Reliving your favourite medieval fantasy "disaster" stories, one smirk at a time.

Made from 100% ethically sourced cotton, this unisex heavy cotton tee is comfortable, durable, and ready for whatever kingdom-wide catastrophe comes next. No itchy seams, no scratchy labels—just smooth fabric for premium print sharpness and maximum medieval misery.

As all of our t-shirts are made per order, please allow for a little extra time (2 weeks) whilst we get everything perfectly printed for you!

Key Features:

✔ 100% ethically grown cotton (5.3 oz/yd² or 180 g/m²) for year-round comfort.
✔ Classic fit with a crew neckline for a timeless, casual look.
✔ Tear-away label for a scratch-free, irritation-free experience.
✔ No side seams for uninterrupted comfort.
✔ Durable taped shoulders for extra longevity—because some things should withstand the test of time.

Whether you're ruling a kingdom, surviving a siege, or just embracing the absurdity of it all, this shirt is your armor for everyday chaos.