Where Were You When the Keeps Were Hit? – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
Step into the chaos of medieval fantasy politics with this darkly humourous T-shirt, perfect for those who like their history tragic and their humour even darker. Featuring an illustration of a frantic court lord delivering disastrous news to his king, this design captures the moment we all remember: “Where were you when the keeps were hit?”
Ideal for:
👑 Kings, queens, and commoners who need a solid outfit before processing catastrophic events. 🔥 Those with a taste for dark humour and an appreciation for medieval misfortune. ⚔️ Reliving your favourite medieval fantasy "disaster" stories, one smirk at a time.
Made from 100% ethically sourced cotton, this unisex heavy cotton tee is comfortable, durable, and ready for whatever kingdom-wide catastrophe comes next. No itchy seams, no scratchy labels—just smooth fabric for premium print sharpness and maximum medieval misery.
As all of our t-shirts are made per order, please allow for a little extra time (2 weeks) whilst we get everything perfectly printed for you!
Key Features:
✔ 100% ethically grown cotton (5.3 oz/yd² or 180 g/m²) for year-round comfort. ✔ Classic fit with a crew neckline for a timeless, casual look. ✔ Tear-away label for a scratch-free, irritation-free experience. ✔ No side seams for uninterrupted comfort. ✔ Durable taped shoulders for extra longevity—because some things should withstand the test of time.
Whether you're ruling a kingdom, surviving a siege, or just embracing the absurdity of it all, this shirt is your armor for everyday chaos.
I honestly like the art a lot but the Gildan shirts i find massively lacking in quality
I honestly like the art a lot but the Gildan shirts i find massively lacking in quality. These shirts are thin, the material is almost see through when won. I would urge the people running this website to consider swapping to some higher quality ascolour blanks.
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Hua ling yao
Very Comfortable fabric
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B.B.
You get some of these random prints on shirts and sometimes its like a dodgy polyester - not this ! Great quality cotton, good size too !
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Aitana Gonzalez Garcia
Great shirt!!!
Lovely shirt with soft fabric and good print:) doesn't look like it will wash out quickly (I have only had it for about a week though). I would love if ot came in different colours as I don't typically wear white, but definitely worth it for this t-shirt:)
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Zara Turnbull
Decent
Bought this as a birthday gift for my sister, still yet to give it to her but I'm sure she'll love it. It's a decent shirt, exactly as pictured and the quality you would expect at the price. Would recommend it if you're thinking about it, worth the purchase.
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